Some good quotes from the day:
(sorry there may be swearing, but hey, I believe in free speech)
"SHUT THE FREAKING DOOR!"
"Sherryn, why don't you move the hell away from there?"
"I need to stop telling racist jokes because that's a crime and crimes are for black people."
"But driving loads of children is a lot different than driving loads of dirt."
"I have 100% hearing."
"Stupid Italians. Go back to pasta."
"I especially love you....and you!"
"The boys tried to sneak their iTouches to school. I'm a former teacher. Grandma didn't let that happen."
If none or little of these made sense, then I feel sorry that you're not apart of my family :)